Dear Abby

 Subject: Dear Abby

Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the
beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse,
everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since
he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All
he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and visits with his
buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went
away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I may
be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore.

You’re a United States Senator from New York. Act like one.