MAGIC UNDERWEAR

2008
Mitt Romney’s Underwear Cover-up

Sexytime, I like – WonketteThe Mormon Masshole and his bid for the White House are in serious trouble, due to the fact that Americans are creeped out by Mormons. New polls show 43% of voters will never pick a Mormon for president, because the Church of the Latter Day Saints isn’t crazy in the same exact way as Christianity.

That’s why Mitt Romney has launched a Mormon Charm Offensive by … refusing to to say whether or not he wears the magic Mormon underwear.

But times are changing! The main Mormon church has started allowing colored folk to enter the Temple and no longer allows men to have multiple underage wives. All signs point to a Mormon Presidency in 2008!

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